Perhaps The Most Distressing Simile One Has Come Across In A While

"Like a swab of cheek tissue, if you pick up a craft product at random it will invariably reveal to you secrets of the many cultures that have contributed to its existence. Papier-mache is just such a craft."

- From the introduction to an article in the May 2007 issue of JetWings, the in-flight magazine of Jet Airways.