How-Could-One-Have-Missed-This Dept
Dan Brown's next book to deal with the gay founding fathers of America, exclaims a report in TheSpoof.com:
" 'It’s a twisting and turning adventure of gay life in the seventeen hundreds,' Brown said. 'The origins of this country are deeply rooted in the gay movement.' In his book, Brown asserts that the real reason the Founding Fathers sought to establish independence from the British was more about fornication than taxation. 'It’s all there in the novel… a torrid adventure of rich white men in powered wigs and tight pants fighting for freedom,' Brown explained to critics."
Say what you will about the citizens of the United States, no one tampers with their right to freedom of expression.
" 'It’s a twisting and turning adventure of gay life in the seventeen hundreds,' Brown said. 'The origins of this country are deeply rooted in the gay movement.' In his book, Brown asserts that the real reason the Founding Fathers sought to establish independence from the British was more about fornication than taxation. 'It’s all there in the novel… a torrid adventure of rich white men in powered wigs and tight pants fighting for freedom,' Brown explained to critics."
Say what you will about the citizens of the United States, no one tampers with their right to freedom of expression.
posted by PrufrockTwo at
25.6.05
2 Comments:
Um.. isn't that supposed to be a spoof? Since it's on spoof.com and all :)
By
eM, at 11:34 AM
Of course it's a spoof, eM. The point is, even their Founding Fathers aren't immune to spoofs :)
By
PrufrockTwo, at 7:49 AM
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