The Infidel Parties On

Think our Page 3 columnists are unnecessarily frivolous and slanderous? You ain't seen nuthin' yet. Check out this nugget from one Puneet Mattoo in the Michigan Daily:

"Famed author and infidel Salman Rushdie spent the [Oscar awards] evening discussing [Three 6 Mafia's] surprising victory and revealing that he had wanted them to win. The pairing might seem odd: Amoral Southern rap kingpins and an award-winning author targeted with death threats for insulting Islam. But as Rushdie can tell you, there's nothing harder for a pimp than a price on his head."